Comments on: Worst bio page ever… ever.

By: Hugh Stimson

Hugh Stimson — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 20:12:26 +0000

It depends. You’re welcome.

By: Tim

Tim — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 22:32:56 +0000

Interesting.
Perhaps a good place to start before I re-write this thing is to get a consensus on what the goal of the bio is: pure entertainment, information, branding, simple self praise? If I knew that then I could decide if I agree with Sherwin (worst EVER) or wyndi (priceless entertainment value).

By: sherwin

sherwin — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 00:59:36 +0000

Hmmm, yes. I don’t think the bio needs to entertain though. The bio can be boring.

Tim Irvin has academic training as a biologist.

He has worked as a polar bear guide.

His work as a guide in the raincoast of Western Canada gave Tim the opportunity to speak with people about natural systems and to bring them face to face with grizzly bears.

Tim Irvin worked for the Ministry of Environment in British Columbia for a number of years balancing the human rights framework of the duty to accommodate with the conservation and management policies of the Department of Fish and Wildlife.

Tim Irvin has canoed pretty much the entire arctic more than once.

By: Hugh Stimson

Hugh Stimson — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 00:09:51 +0000

Now, if Tim *did* want to write a serious and sober bio, I would suggest that he has plenty of those little life data points that populate good bios to draw on.

“Tim Irvin has worked as a bear guide, government biologist, lynx tracker, treeplanter and firelog painter. He failed at daffodil picking. He has canoed pretty much the entire freaking arctic more than once.”

That kind of thing.

By: wyndi

wyndi — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 21:15:02 +0000

Marks:
Effort: A-
Content: A+
Grammar: B-
Entertainment Value: Priceless

Frankly I fucking Love it.

By: Hugh Stimson

Hugh Stimson — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:09:32 +0000

I kinda liked it. Kinda. Although the joke would have been better if it had been 30% shorter. The worst bio in the world was probably written by a yoga instructor, but I’m just speculating.

Now that I think about it, was Tim’s bio perhaps a reactionary attack on mine? I should go edit it. Soon.

By: tim irvin

tim irvin — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 14:20:46 +0000

If you please.
Make it the best ever.
show me what you can do.

By: sherwin

sherwin — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:24:18 +0000

Are you asking me to rewrite your bio page?

By: tim irvin

tim irvin — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:20:52 +0000

Excellent. I guess this means you will write my bio page.
Thank you!